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Empire of Articmainia Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:32 pm

The Farshonia wrote:"SC Members are allow to occupy Farshonia just don't build bases or anything that threat the nation or DIE!" - Pres.Martin Harper

SC military(except Articmainia,his my closest ally): 10,432,900 VS URA (United Republic's Army) : 48,150,000

Be careful what did you done to the occupied nation.

I want to end this RP right now.

Okay good but their is a slite problem I cant help you if you start fighting other nations like Kynotsu or Eurussia because they are also my allies so yah plus their will be a huge argument between my generals and it would just be a big mess anyways we should stop talking on the news network and take it to the RMP.

New-Zealand Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:11 pm

The Farshonia wrote:"SC Members are allow to occupy Farshonia just don't build bases or anything that threat the nation or DIE!" - Pres.Martin Harper

SC military(except Articmainia,his my closest ally): 10,432,900 VS URA (United Republic's Army) : 48,150,000

Be careful what did you done to the occupied nation.

I want to end this RP right now.

You only have a RP military of 4,815,000. Please Remember to follow the "Realistic Roleplaying Act". If you are still in doubt, refer to this link : https://worldalliance.forumotion.co.uk/t144-realistic-role-playing-act

New-Zealand Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:12 pm

Empire of Articmainia wrote:
The Farshonia wrote:"SC Members are allow to occupy Farshonia just don't build bases or anything that threat the nation or DIE!" - Pres.Martin Harper

SC military(except Articmainia,his my closest ally): 10,432,900 VS URA (United Republic's Army) : 48,150,000

Be careful what did you done to the occupied nation.

I want to end this RP right now.
Okay good but their is a slite problem I cant help you if you start fighting other nations like Kynotsu or Eurussia because they are also my allies so yah plus their will be a huge argument between my generals and it would just be a big mess anyways we should stop talking on the news network and take it to the RMP.

Please keep your conversations to a minimum. This is not the place for such.

New-Zealand Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:20 pm

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The Prime Minister of New-Zealand stated this morning that he was "Shocked" by the erratic claims of the Farshonian government and "Extremely Concerned" by their threats to attack other WA nations.

His Exact Words were :

This morning we received claims from Farshonia that the green flu was "cured", I was suspicious of these claims and they were debunked by the NZ Forces currently occupying Zone 2. These false claims were then followed by threats of war with other WA nations. I find these behavior by the Farshonian Government to be both shocking and am Extremely concerned by the erratic behavior of that said government. I have spoken to the leaders of both The New-Zealand Space Alliance and The New-Zealand Colonies, and have agreed that if Farshonia launches a military attack against any other WA nation, they will be facing the full might of the Allied New-Zealand Forces. Farshonia may have 4.8 Million troops, whilst the Allied NZ Forces have 3.8 Million troops, but Farshonia has a Military Budget of $0.053 Trillion... Pitiful compared to the Allied NZ Forces who have a combined Military Budget of $2.4 Trillion. Farshonia may "Outnumber" us, but we're running gear and technology beyond their imagination.

Empire of Articmainia Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:25 pm

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The thick blue line by my first flag has both 4th and 5th fleet together the thinner line going to zone 3 is 4th fleet which it will meet up with Eurussias fleets by zone 3. the bigger line going north to zone 2 is the bigger 5th fleet and it will blockade zone 2. When the infection is over Articmainia will start to deliver food and water to the farshonian people.

Dromoda Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:33 pm

Dromoda legalizes Marijuana

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Empire of Articmainia Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:18 pm

[quote=With the ever growing tensions between NZ and Farshonia some generals and admirals believe if Articmainia joins on Farshonias side and URF it mite be Articmainias destruction. Articmainian leaders and even the Emperor knows that NZ and a couple of other allies would easily strike down Articmainia. Their is a huge argument raging to rather be Farshonias ally are not. The only two that dident choose sides yet is the Emperor and head of all of Artics military operations Fredrick Steiner. (FULL) WA Regional News Network - Page 12 Street13

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The generals and admirals voting to stop the alliance of Farshonia our
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The generals and admirals arguing to keep the alliance with farshonia
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The final decision will come out of the Emperor and Fredrick Steiner soon

Empire of Articmainia Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:34 pm

[quote=Articmainian Emperor John Wallace has made the decision to drop the alliance with Farshonia and prepare all his fleets for a war against his former ally. This is all of Artics naval actions. (FULL) WA Regional News Network - Page 12 Wa_map18

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][/quote] First and second fleet bloc the mainland from farshonian ships. 3rd fleet was sent from its southern colony to help NZ with the blockade and provide air support on zone 4. 4th fleet will help Eurussias fleet with the blockade and will provide air support for zone 3 5th fleet was sent to blockade zone 2 finally 6th fleet is blockading the southern colony from farshonian ships.

Great Eurussia Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:41 pm

EURUSSIA CONTINUES TO CONTAIN ZONE 3

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As the Imperial Army finishes the € 100 million-euro containment border with Zone 2 that seals Zone 3 from the rest of the country by land and as the Imperial Navy continues to provide naval blockade, the Defense Ministry disclosed that additional 2000 full geared specialized soldiers were further deployed to provide additional to the 1000 manpower to commence the construction of the planned Shoreline Containment Wall that is estimated to cost € 700 million euros that is expected to further seal the entire Zone 3 by sea that will totally prevent transits from and to other zones of Farshonia.

Eurussian Operational Masterplan for WATF Zone 3

(01) [Status: Success!] Deployment of Naval Blockade
(02) [Status: Success!] Deployment of Aerial Surveillance (by Articmainia)
(03) [Status: Success!] Construction of Joint Zone 2 & 3 Border

(04) [Status: Ongoing!] Construction of Shoreline Containment Wall

(05) [Status: N/A] Construction of Containment Facilities for the Uninfected
(06) [Status: N/A] Construction of Containment Facilities for the Suspected
(07) [Status: N/A] Construction of Containment Facilities for the Infected
(08) [Status: N/A] Construction of On-site Virus Research Laboratory
(09) [Status: N/A] People-to-People Intensified Health Scanning
(10) [Status: N/A] People-to-People Intensified Health Experimentations

(11) [Status: N/A] Declaration of Zone 3 as a Virus Free Zone of Farshonia

The Ministry of Defense declined to comment on the escalating tensions in the other zones citing the diplomatic row between the Farshonian Government and New Zealand Government and other nations being dragged in their disputes. And the ministry stressed that they are heavily focused on their obligations in WATF Zone 3.

Farshonian Empire Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:44 pm

Just 5 hrs ago,the Black Mountains Research Facility failed to experiment the Green Flu Virus.The canister broke in Sector C of the facility infecting scientist and security forces inside the facility.

On the other news,the armed refugees and URA or URF forces turn against Pres.Martin Harper for being the one of the persons for responsible of the outbreak of Green Flu.Riots raged from Fairfield to Greyville results of devastating damaged of buildings in the cities.

In 1 hr ago,Martin Harper is been sentenced to death.The URA is now join the operation of SC while the armed refugees return in their homes.

Europe and Asia Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:17 pm

COMMONWEALTH DISPUTES CLAIM

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The Premier of Europe and Asia, Karl Weber, gave a speech today saying:

"There is no proof that Farshonia has found a cure for the Green Flu. We do not believe any such cure has been found, and that they are in fact attempting to weaponize the green flu for military purposes. Why else would they want other nations out? They don't want us to know. The commonwealth demands confirmation of this claim or proof we are wrong. We also condemn the unreasonable hostility of the Farshonian Regime, and warn them that further hostility will be met with military force."

Great Eurussia Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:10 am

EU LAUNCHES GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM

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Eurussia has showcased once again its technological prowess when Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Elizabeth II inaugurated the world's first of its kind, the Global Positioning System, a ten year megaproject development of the Eurussian Space Agency, which is a space based satellite navigation system that provides real time and accurate location and time information in all weather conditions anywhere on Earth.

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The Ministry of Communications, the mother agency of the ESA, says that the megaproject cost the government € 12 billion euros and the features of the GPS are exclusively available throughout Eurussia and is expected to be available worldwide in a few months.

Farshonian Empire Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:44 am

URA General Mike had no choice but to destroy the Black Mountains Research Facility in Zone 4 by a thermonuclear bomb that kill both infected,survivors and the virus by an explosion and radiation.General Mike suggest that NZ forces in Zone 4 must withdraw in the Black Mountains before NZ forces will be killed by the radius of the bomb.The bomb will launch ETA 3 hrs.

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Radius of the bomb in Zone 4.

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General Mike : "Our problems ends this time."

New-Zealand Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:07 pm

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The Social Democracy of New-Zealand has finally announced their "Containment Plan" that is intended to contain the Green Flu virus within Zone 4 of Farshonia, and if possible, eradicate the disease all together. Below we have enclosed an official copy of the "Zone 4 Containment Plan".

The New-Zealand Defense Force wrote:Zone 4 Containment Plan :
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Plan A :
Stage 1 - Secure Perimeter (Status : Completed)
Stage 2 - Set Up Refugee Centres (Status : Completed)
Stage 3 - Evacuate All Uninfected To Refugee Centre (Status : In Progress)
Stage 4 - Set Up Cure Deployment Units (Status : Standby)
Stage 5 - Deploy Cure (Status : Currently Unavailable)

Stage 1B - Assemble Research Scientists (Status : Completed)
Stage 2B - Collect Test Subjects (Status : Completed)
Stage 3B - Research Cure (Status : In Progress)
Stage 4B - Synthesis Cure (Status : Currently Unavailable)
Stage 5B - Mass Produce Cure (Status : Currently Unavailable)
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Plan B :
Stage 1 - Secure Perimeter (Status : Completed)
Stage 2 - Assemble Aircraft and Long Range Missiles (Status : Completed)
Stage 3 - Evacuate All Uninfected (Status : In Progress)
Stage 4 - Evacuate All WA Personnel in Zone 4 (Status : Standby)
Stage 5 - Long Range Artillery and Missile Bombardment (Status : Standby)
Stage 6 - B-52 Comprehensive Bombing Run (Status : Standby)
Stage 7 - Obtain Flux Bomb From NZSA (Status : In Progress)
Stage 8 - Biological Decontamination via Flux Bomb (Status : Currently Unavailable)
Stage 9 - Foot Soldiers Kill Any Surviving Creatures (Status : Standby)

Shirouma Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:22 pm

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In the Zone 5, the military of Shirouma managed to help most of the still healthy population by creating ''Virus-Free Zones'', such zones are only availible for the military of Shirouma, Shirouman scientists and healthy citizens of Farshonia.

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The scientists are now working on to find a vaccine or an antidote for the Green Flu or ''Gurīn satsujin'' as the Shirouman militarymen calls it.

As for now, the militarys primary goal is not to exterminate the infected population but to save the healthy citizens of Farshonia.

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Great Eurussia Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:13 am

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We are dedicated. Truthful. Unbiased. Determined to bring YOU news from our Region.

The World Alliance News Network is open to any World Alliance member to post their news feeds and share to others what's going on in their respective nations! Made up of several news networks, each with different perspectives and points of view, we are dedicated to bring all WA nations news. It's in our blood. It's in our DNA.

So, continue with happy posting!

Great Eurussia Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:39 am

EURUSSIA SEALS OFF ZONE 3

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The Ministry of Defense has announced that after months of continuous construction, the € 800 million euro containment wall of Zone 3 has been finished that technically seals the entire Zone 3 from the rest of the country and of the world. It also affirmed its commitment in maintaining the government's focused policy over the territory despite the escalating tensions in other zones that further worsens the already devastating situation in Farshonia.

Eurussian Operational Masterplan for WATF Zone 3

(00) Initial Expenditures : € 800 million euros
(00) Deployed Manpower : 5,000 special units

(01) [Status: Success!] Deployment of Naval Blockade
(02) [Status: Success!] Deployment of Aerial Surveillance (by Articmainia)
(03) [Status: Success!] Construction of Joint Zone 2 & 3 Border
(04) [Status: Success!] Construction of Shoreline Containment Wall

(05) [Status: Ongoing!] Construction of Containment Facilities for the Uninfected
(06) [Status: Ongoing!] Construction of Containment Facilities for the Suspected
(07) [Status: Ongoing!] Construction of Containment Facilities for the Infected

(08) [Status: N/A] Construction of On-site Virus Research Laboratory
(09) [Status: N/A] People-to-People Intensified Health Scanning
(10) [Status: N/A] People-to-People Intensified Health Experimentations

(11) [Status: N/A] Declaration of Zone 3 as a Virus Free Zone of Farshonia

The Defense Ministry also said that the government has already allotted € 5 billion euros as initial fund for the construction of an undisclosed number of containment facilities and conversion of large hospitals in the area to serve as a "cage" for the soon to be implemented classification of people in Zone 3 to divide the population into the uninfected group, suspected group, and infected group for credible and humanitarian health management.

And it is expected that 5000 more specialized troops will soon be deployed in Zone 3.

Shirouma Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:03 am

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A breach occured in one of the Virus-Free Zones in Zone 5 of Farshonia under Shiroumyan
protectorate. Some of the ''healthy'' civilians got themselves infected right before entering the Virus-Free Camp called ''Unit 432''. The Camp is now down and those who escaped uninfected are now waiting outside other ''Unit-Camps'' to get to enter.

As Unit 432 is down the remaining camps are:
Laboratory ''Jikken'' 1
Laboratory ''Kōka'' 1
Laboratory ''Jikken'' 2
Unit 713
Unit 440
Unit 230
Unit 904
Unit 139
Unit 532

As of the breach in one of the Units, new rules are set in Zone 5 from now by the Shirouman
goverment.
Rule nr.1 Scientists are not allowed outside of the units or laboratories without military escort.
Rule nr.2 Every person that wants to enter the Units or Laboratories will have to wait in ''Quarantine'' room for 14 days, if the person does not show any signs of infection, he/she can gain access.
Rule nr.3 Soldiers and scientists outside the zone are not allowed to have physical contact with civilians or animals, every civilian that will atempt such contact will be warned, if person will not follow the warning and instructions, he/she will be shot directly.
Rule nr.4 Civilians that gained access to Units or Laboratories are NOT allowed to exit the facilities, it's all for their own security.
Rule nr.5 Those who try to exit will be warned once, if the manage to get out they are not allowed to enter the facilities again, if they try, they will be shot on sight.

Those rules are in function at this moment now, we understand that some of them can seem extreme but it's for the good of the military, the scientists that work on the cure/vaccine and of course most for the civilians of Farshonia.

United States of Europe Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:15 am

Returning the Task Force of the secret services used in Eurussia, in the investigation of Bashar Al-Arab

According to a statement issued by the Government, after months of investigations and investigations on the terrorist leader Bashar Al-Arab, the team of the Secret Service operating in Eurussia is back in Europe.
In reality, the return was made about 4 weeks ago, after any possible information has been extracted to the lender of the terrorists, who is now serving a life sentence.
The Government, in the note, explaining that he had kept secret the information for "reasons of national security," given that the investigations were also carried out in Europe.

The information obtained from surveys

As a premise, it must be said that the Government has not yet revealed all the information from the surveys of the task force, again for the usual reasons of "national security."
The first information are obvious and risapute: Terrorists will no longer have funding and it supplies of arms, ammunition, vehicles and other materials.

A serious injury that, as we know, is practically blocking the actions of terrorists.
We have seen, however, that the terrorists are still able to strike.
This attack prompted the European Government to hold a military operation, the operation "Clean Home".
After the end of the operation, ensures Bashar Al-Arab, in Europe there are no more terrorist military bases.
From Bashar has not heard more, but led to a name, to a certain Imran Makarov, already known to the European authorities, which would be the military leader of the entire terrorist organization.
In European government prepares to report to the WAPF to hold a international arrest warrant against the alleged terrorist.

Farshonian Empire Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:57 am

Will Turner,the leader of armed refugees or Infikovaný zabijáci in Farshonian language.Become a permanently leader of Farshonia due to execution of Martin Harper and many people wants him to become a leader.Will Turner wants to launch the bomb right now to clear the infected.He command the military to support the SC to watch every soldiers.

The thermonuclear bomb is launch in Zone 5 in center,in Black Mountains.

Launch a thermonuclear bomb in Zone 5 : Standby
All civilians must move in Fairfield State cities (except others) : N/A
Scan every civilians blood or urine : N/A
Build a facility that stores the Green Flu: N/A
Kill the remaining infected to victory : N/A

Great Eurussia Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:23 pm

EU CONDEMNS NUCLEAR BOMBING PLAN

In a press conference, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has issued a statement condemning the plans of utilizing nuclear weapons on solving the already devastating pandemic in Farshonia as such actions will never be helpful and will only complicate the already complicated situation in Farshonia. The ministry didn't mention any particular government nor concerned institutions but reiterated that any use of force will only worsen the tensions in the peninsula.

The Foreign Ministry said that the government is closely looking on the escalating tensions in other zones in Farshonia and called on other assigned governments to work together in de-escalating the tensions and focus on helping the innocent Farshonians on the ground.

Furthermore, the ministry has also regret the sudden death of the President of Farshonia and issued the government's strongest statement on the crisis,

" The Farshonian people and its government have failed to work together for the good of their nation and with the death of their democratically elected leader through the hands of their very own people have shown the instability in the country. And the international community has made the right decision to intervene and will continue to do so for the good of the World Alliance. The future of Farshonia is not on the hands of its people anymore but in the hands of the World Alliance Government. "

Shirouma Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:45 pm

As a good ally of Eurussia, Shirouma condemns Farshonias nuclear bombing plan!

As the Zone 5 that is planned to be bombed by Farshonia is under protection of the People's Army of Shirouma the eventual bomb dropping will be taken as a hostile action against The People's Republic of Shirouma.

''We are here to help the people, we didn't come to help Farshonia to let bombs be dropped on us without any reason'' states Satoshi Hakirisho Captain of batalion 122 that is stated in Zone 5 in Farshonia.

Genolia Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:59 pm

GENOLIA ENTERS WORLD STAGE

Following the death of King Jean Marc, his daughter, Amelia, has ascended to the throne. Young Queen Amelia has brought Genolia out of their isolation into the world of the World Alliance. The kingdom is going to host a world conference in their capital city of Crown City to give the world a view into Genolia. All governments of the world are invited to send a delegate to visit the conference!

New-Zealand Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:47 pm

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With the full evacuation of all uninfected personnels from Zone 4 having been completed, The Social Democracy of New-Zealand has abandoned "Plan A", and is now putting "Plan B" into full swing. The B-52s and Missile strikes have been going on since 6AM this morning, and is set to come to an end by 4PM. Countless waves of Bombers have been seen taken off and landing at NZ bases near Farshonia, whilst large transports ferry a steady supply of ammunition and explosives from the nearby NZC territory. The "Flux Bomb" arrived from the NZSA's Alpha quadrant military storage facility yesterday, and is currently undergoing its final calibrations before the launch, which is expected to be around 5:30PM. After the flux bomb, foot soldiers from NZ will move in to ensure that their are no surviving infected and if so, they will exterminate it immediately.

Hense, the NZ has announced that they expect that the "Uninfected" Farshonians, who have currently been evacuated, will be able to return to their respective areas by the end of this week at the latest. Obviously, NZ will continue to remain in Zone 4 for the next few weeks, if not months, with the primary intentions of ensuring the "Green Flu" has been eradicated from Zone 4, Defending Zone 4 from the surrounding infected territories, and helping in the rebuild of Zone 4. The NZ Defense force estimated that they will have finished the rebuild in 6 months at the latest, and until then, they will provide adequate housing for any residents who were displaced in this incident. NZ Soldiers will continue to patrol the streets to ensure that the Zone 4 residents remain safe from any crime, infected etc. until Farshonia makes a full recovery from this unfortunate ordeal.

Zone 4 Containment Plan :
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Plan A :
Stage 1 - Secure Perimeter (Status : Completed)
~~Stage 2 - Set Up Refugee Centres (Status : Completed)~~
~~Stage 3 - Evacuate All Uninfected To Refugee Centre (Status : In Progress)~~
~~Stage 4 - Set Up Cure Deployment Units (Status : Standby)~~
~~Stage 5 - Deploy Cure (Status : Currently Unavailable)~~

~~Stage 1B - Assemble Research Scientists (Status : Completed)~~
~~Stage 2B - Collect Test Subjects (Status : Completed)~~
~~Stage 3B - Research Cure (Status : In Progress)~~
Stage 4B - Synthesis Cure (Status : Currently Unavailable)
Stage 5B - Mass Produce Cure (Status : Currently Unavailable)
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Plan B :
Stage 1 - Secure Perimeter (Status : Completed)
Stage 2 - Assemble Aircraft and Long Range Missiles (Status : Completed)
Stage 3 - Evacuate All Uninfected (Status : Completed)
Stage 4 - Evacuate All WA Personnel in Zone 4 (Status : Completed)
Stage 5 - Long Range Artillery and Missile Bombardment (Status : In Progress)
Stage 6 - B-52 Comprehensive Bombing Run (Status : In Progress)
Stage 7 - Obtain Flux Bomb From NZSA (Status : Completed)
Stage 8 - Biological Decontamination via Flux Bomb (Status : Final Preparations.)
Stage 9 - Foot Soldiers Kill Any Surviving Creatures (Status : Standby)

Farshonian Empire Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:49 pm

5,000 doctors and scientist are currently testing people's urine and blood one by one and if one of the person is infected,they will be executed and burn it's body.Many scientist believe that Green Flu is a rabies-like flu so perhaps the cure must mix the anti-rabies and peramivir will turn the medicine into a killing machine that kills Green Flu viruses.

Also Farshonian singer Jonathan Coulton,make a song titled : Re Your Brains.A song of the remembrance of Green Flu Pandemic.

Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been O.K. for me except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand.
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming.

All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns,
Then you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly.

All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am.
I guess I am...

Got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up?
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

Launch a thermonuclear bomb in Zone 5 : Complete
All civilians must move in Fairfield State cities (except others) : Complete
Scan every civilians blood or urine : Ongoing
Build a facility that stores the Green Flu: Canceled
Kill the remaining infected to victory : N/A

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